Following the coup d'etat the Junta has declared the following guidelines for life on Bus Dos:

 

1. Temperaturage

Coldliness is next to Godliness or whatever!

2. Baggage

All bags must be placed on ones bunk until bedtime and then (and only then) should be assigned to the designated junk area which incidentally must be kept clear during the day to be used as an office space.

3. Toiletage

Flushing should be achieved after every use. The spraying and wiping of contaminated areas is highly recommended

4. Placeage

a). There is a place for everything and everything in its place

b). Toms (this applies to both buses) should be seen and not heard!!!!!

5. Spaceage

A media term for the times we live in.

6. Dressage

Bus attire and theme nights are yet to be decided - watch this spaceage (see 5 above).

7. Quoteage

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others (George Orwell - Animal Farm).

8. Labelage

All items, cupboards and people must be labelled