The following are real quotes by real people - we may not agree (or understand) with what they say!
I don't hear anything! - Hansi enquired in a worrying tone
I know, it's because soundcheck ended 15 minutes ago! - Seamus
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(after loud bang through the sound system)
I guess Dan plugged in his fridge... - Seamus
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...it was a very good and valid answer...but it was still the wrong one.... - Colin
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Break like the wind Keano! - Seamus
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Nice music...are they the opening act for Neil Young??? - local cleaner during rehearsals in LA
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Is that someone playing a tin whistle in the boot? - Seamus in the van in LA
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He's got a swing like an octopus falling out of a tree... - Jim referring to an afternoon of golf
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I say, there's nothing wrong in relaxing a man's way... It's my cock and I'll wash it as fast as I want - Patrick
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What's so multicultural about kettle drums? - Magnus
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Now with the dexterity of a lizard, go down the stairs to your other position! - Colin to Hansi
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Does that keyboard control the voice? - audience member asking a question about FOH
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Over the shout speakers after sound check one day:
All right...great guys...now time for breakfast....err...lunch... err....cakes! - Hansi
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Projectors are like children - Sarah while discussing the temperamental nature of the beasties
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In Madison Square Gardens one of the locals was overheard asking:
"Hey Louis, is it true that that Sarah Brightingham broad was in the Sopranos?"
" No you dumb fock, she is a soprano" was the affectionate reply
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Jez, it's not about your get-outs, it's about Me
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When asked how his day was going Seamus replied:
"It's like rowing the Titanic through treacle"
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