The following are real quotes by real people - we may not agree with what they say!

 

 

THE AMERICAN BUS DRIVER OVERHEARD ON THE CB - "YEAH I'M WORKING WITH SOME BRIT BAND CALLED THE PET STORE BOY"

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Production Manager: We have laundry today

Lighting Designer: yes but will they have any I like!!!

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Jeff (to Neil): Joe thinks I should grow a "proper gay moustache".

Neil (laughing): Nobody has those any more.

Jeff: You know who does though? Daren!

Neil (more laughing): I think you should take him to one side and
give him a makeover!!

 

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Stage Manager to Local Crew Chief: I need a couple of guys to help me hang the blacks

Local Crew Chief to Stage Manager: Sheee-it you're in the right state here boy